You have just arrived at Trenchville Iowa, the heart of diabetic research. Here, The Trenchville Drug Company manufactures pills by the billions, making millions of dollars. Since politicians now demand a complete disclosure of conflicts of interest and the piles of cash doctors get for promoting drugs, the local drug company now considers other methods to get cash into the hands of doctors, who will then promote more drugs. Although, the ambulance lawyers tell patients to call them, despite Canadian medical schools state insulin is the only effective treatment of diabetes, patients still go to doctors to get pills by the case because they expect doctors to be like the miracle worker Jesus.